Advertising itself as a porn site with Thailand pussy adventures, TukTukPatrol is a hardcore site that focuses on public pickups of babes in Pattaya or Bangkok. It’s like an Indian / Asian version of Bangbus, except the vehicle is Tuk Tuk. Their slogan is “no Thai pussy left behind,” while the site was created in 2012.

#2. Content Breakdown by Categories

Let’s make it easy for you to see all TukTukPatrol videos by category.

All Videos (182)

100%

Blowjob (142)

81%

Babes (105)

60%

Creampie (79)

45%

POV (77)

44%

Big Tits (72)

41%

Small Tits (66)

38%

Shaved (64)

37%

Petite (61)

35%

Hairy (52)

30%

Facial (42)

24%

Teen (41)

23%

Cumshots (39)

22%

MILF (22)

13%

Anal (7)

#3. First Impressions & User Navigation

Loading Tuk Tuk Patrol is like visiting your grandmother. She’s old and outdated, yet with a good heart. I know these “riders” are old-school, but you don’t need to match design to your vehicle. Just close your eyes and picture a site design like that of a modern porn site. Their thumbnails are already good and include previews, too, so it’s not like they would require a significant budget there. Not sure if that was just me or everyone, but we did end up feeling odd, like opening a network that doesn’t exist. Like many low-effort porn sites, you know that they end up with a few clips and never update again. Don’t worry; this is not the case with TukTukPatrol, and many things are great!

What’s not so great is how Tuk Tuk Patrol is not data forward, at least not all data. You can see most of the sex videos posted on the site, including females, which is awesome. Going to the last page is possible, so you can count all you want; the same applies to categories. Even trailers are offered, and that’s where it’s easy to filter out good porn sites from bad. Do you like what you see? Yes, we did too. Did it surprise you as much as it did everyone else? I sure hope so.

#3a. Content Filters

Content filters are part of TukTuk Patrol navigation. There’s a menu at the top with videos (patrols) and some site history in the About section that most visitors will never bother to read. Next are pornstar and category menus, which are easy to access and take no effort to understand. But if narrowing down content by category is not enough, a search option is included too; not just a basic box (which is open to anonymous users), but an advanced search with a solid filter selection.

#4. Video Player & Streaming Experience

I wish TukTukPatrol supported 4K resolution, at least in streams, but that’s not the case. However, at least their servers are good enough not to bother you with hiccups or other issues.

#4a. Download Options (48-Minute Video)

Besides offering downloads in all the default resolutions, TukTukPatrol hosts 1600x1200 photo galleries that, as far as we can tell, can only be viewed separately. Maybe there’s a hidden option to download every picture set in .ZIP archives, but don’t count on this being an option. You either hit that sweet “save as” button all the time or accept the policies of TukTukPatrol and continue viewing everything online.

The video download buttons are all present, and speeds, as well as options, are plentiful. I did not suffer from bandwidth throttling even after multiple downloads, so it’s safe to say that TukTukPatrol is fine in this area. However, we did hear from some members that once in a while, downloads suffered from slow speeds due to data centers or other issues.

High - 480p - (346 MB)
HD - 720p - (813 MB)
Full HD - 1080p (1.13 GB)

#4b. Streaming Options

Auto, 480p, 720p, 1080p

#5. Video & Audio Quality

Despite a handheld camera and POV angles, Tuk Tuk Patrol provides a quality that is satisfactory. That’s assuming you know how POV videos look, and don’t expect three different camera lighting systems combined with a RED camera. The scenes are filmed in light rooms, and there’s no noise or grainy artifacts. Just stream a few trailers, and you should be good to go.

The audio quality is the same as on YouTube, in all video blogs, etc. Microphones are fine enough to block any wind noise in the city scenes, and there’s none of that in the hotel room. A tiny amount of echo can sometimes be heard, though, due to less-than-ideal rooms without much sound dampening.

HD - 720p (2000 to 3000 kbps)
Full HD - 1080p (4000 to 6000 kbps)

#6. Porn Content & Performers

This is where things get interesting because Tuk Tuk Patrol content is surprisingly good. The only cringe part is the pickup part. It’s unclear who these women are, but here’s how it works… A guy talks to a girl on the street, shopping mall, whatever, and it’s as cringe as you imagine. Of course, they eat all that and end up in his hotel room or so. Transitions range from more action-oriented to “undress so I can take a picture because you are cute.” Are these paid performers who act like random amateurs or just random sluts that sign contract and then pretend? I guess just random women who are into sex work and those who live in Thailand. I guess it adds to authenticity that they sometimes use condoms, although rarely and not for a full scene.

The performance is better than expected, too, better than many of the medium-sized studios that we’ve reviewed. It’s far from the best porn sites, don’t get us wrong. But with long interactions, a fine dick, and medium hardcore action, I’m digging Tuk Tuk Patrol. By the way, video clips last from 30 to 50 minutes on average, so far beyond the traditional 20-minute mark.

How do females perform? Some are more awkward than others. Just like with Japanese models, Thai and Indian women tend to me on a quieter side, which is how things are here too. Minus the occasional Americanized sex tourist who tries to mimic a pornstar. Listen, head over to TukTukPatrol for some trailers, will you? They do a nice job of summarizing the whole site experience.

#6a. Update Frequency

TukTukPatrol could benefit from more updates because, for now, they’re in the cycle of 1 new upload every four weeks or so. Sometimes, they would do new videos every 2 weeks and then stop for a few months; these are inconsistent updates.

#6b. Porn Directors

Since TukTukPatrol is tailored towards hardcore and not artistic porn, no details about directors are shown.

#6c. Pornstars

Traditional Euro-American pornstars don’t exist on TukTukPatrol because everything is based on Indian or Asian women. Thai pussy, that’s their default choice, and we’re fine with exotic appearances. It doesn’t feel right to call them pornstars because they aren’t exactly prominent in the scene outside Asia. Who knows if they are known there, whether those are random amateurs, sex workers, or whatever? Their appearance is all over the place, but there are more cute than ugly models, and that’s fine.

The main male performer is always blurred, so no one knows what he looks like. He seems to have a cock that is on the thicker side, or its tight Thai pussy is tricking me. Light skin, talks English, doesn’t moan too much.

#7. Bonus Sites

There are no bonus scenes or sites.

#8. Conclusion

Here’s what I’ve been thinking. This site will feature scam videos of horrible quality and random amateurs with small dick. That was not the case, however. Ignoring the update frequency, which makes it a -1 point for me, I was impressed with Tuk Tuk Patrol content, especially for a studio that is outside our realm.

7.5 Total Score

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