LaCochonne review

The Full HD videos on LaCochonne show just how desperate for dick French babes can be in all kinds of gonzo and reality porn scenarios, which often end up in threesome and anal sex.

#2. Content Breakdown by Categories

LaCochonne is all about French babes, while other sites in the same network feature Italian, German, and other European sluts.

All Videos (75)

100%

MILF (75)

100%

European (70)

93%

French Porn (68)

89%

Cumshot (68)

89%

Hardcore (65)

84%

#3. First Impressions & User Navigation

Browsing this website is quick and easy thanks to various sorting options and filters, including a basic search, categories, and a simple model index. Additional features include comments, ratings, favorites, and filmstrip navigation, but there is no advanced search on the site. Moreover, we found that downloading was fast and the streams smooth even in higher resolutions.

#4. Porn Content & Performers

The site is part of the EuroNetwork and grants all members access to other bonus sites featuring a wide variety of equally enticing and Full HD porn - clips with lesbians, swingers, Italians, Germans, Latinas, etc. You can get a taste of things with a limited 2-day trial ($2, recurs into a monthly subscription) or go all out with a monthly ($29.95), 3-month ($59.95), or a 1-year plan ($99.95).

La Cochonne has around 100 exclusive Full HD videos (average length of about 40 minutes). However, ever since merging with the AmateurEuro network, you do get to access hundreds of other mature and MILF porn videos from the network. Each scene has a high-res gallery (average of 10 photos) which you can get as a ZIP file. When watching or downloading videos (MP4 files), you can pick between multiple bandwidths up to 1080p quality. However, there is a download limit of 100 videos per month. Unfortunately, the update schedule isn't clear, and videos have no timestamps. Sadly, this site has stopped updating. Lastly, as far as English subtitles go, only the latest scenes have them, so non-French speakers won't be able to follow the dialogue in most cases.

#4a. Update Frequency

LaCochonne has stopped uploading new videos, while the rest of AmateurEuro gives you two to three updates per month.

#4b. Pornstars

The biggest drawback of AmateurEuro (not LaCochonne) comes from the “real amateur porn” issue. That would be the performers. Those are rough-looking models, let me tell you that. There are some “fine to fuck while drunk” faces, but Jesus Christ, some of them (in the German channel especially) are just horrible. Like, to the point where you don’t know whether you should jerkoff or be disgusted. Chubby, fat sluts with saggy tits, grannies with glasses, wow!

Admittedly, LaCochonne secured more than a fair share of attractive, key pornstars like Clea Gaultier, Susy Gala, Sharon Lee, Kristy Black, and Anna Polina average selection is good. But do consider that you will also get to view other videos from other sites, all part of the bonus.

#5. Conclusion

If you're only after real French porn, becoming a member of LaCochonne might not be worth it. However, this becomes a better deal if you like all the bonus network that comes with a membership.

6.5 Total Score

Seducing French MILFs and Cougars

Ass, mouth, pussy, everything goes.

Content Quality

8.5

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